Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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