Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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