Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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