possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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