eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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