do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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