I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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