need another drink. this is the easiest way
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Duck Duck Cougar?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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