u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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