kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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