So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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