Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Be still, my beating vagina.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Is that strawberry winking at me??
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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