How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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