Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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