just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
