at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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