he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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