I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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