They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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