oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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