ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Of course I have a pirate flag
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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