yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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