He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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