i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
