That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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