so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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