I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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