Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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