I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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