What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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