VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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