i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He did a backflip because drugs
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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