called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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