dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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