I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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