wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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