Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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