i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize