Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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