Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
