if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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