I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm at about main and main street
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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