Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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