Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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