no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
There r osticjed everywhere
no more duck duck goose at the bar
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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