absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
