it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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