I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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