Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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