I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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